An Open Letter to My Stone

Dear Stone,

Sure feels like you've made yourself quite at home!  My doctor says you are what is giving my back pains. It's been three weeks!  Don't you think it's about time you started moving or something?

Have you ever heard the expression "a rolling stone gathers no moss"? Well, let me tell you, I plan on making that your future motto.  My doctor says I need to drink a lot of water to either dissolve you, or pass you along.  I will be continuing to drink 128 ounces of water each day, which in case you didn't know, is equivalent one gallon. I have my trusty old Weight Watchers cup with the ounces clearly marked, and plenty of cool water in the fridge.

As much as the though of company sounds nice, I'm done!  You are out of here!

Sincerely,

The Exasperated Owner of this Body